You Cannot Make This Stuff Up

I snatched this right from a job ad, no kidding.

I think this hospital organization must have had some trouble in the past with communicating the job requirements and expectations or the applicants had difficulty understanding.   

Read below a portion of the job requisition and what must have been lost in translation:

The "Position" will on a routine and daily basis, be required to see colors, hear voice, phone, and radio communications, speak, sit, walk, and communicate in English both verbally and in writing.